I remember when I was younger the first time I ever had any interaction with a condom I was left feeling slightly confused and convinced that even after watching like a zillion educational videos, I was totally unprepared for sexy time in any form. You see, unfortunately the very first condom that I held in my hand was the good old Contempo Rough Rider- because as anyone who is my age will remember- that was all peeps ever used to speak about at school. Yes… you know the one I’m talking about… Our favourite (or not so favourite) blonde straight outta the 80’s.
Many years passed and the other day while browsing the aisles of the 24 hour Engen for Big Korn Bites and prophylactics, I stood in front of the massive selection and had a good gander. One thing was fairly apparent- all condoms on the planet have the most ridiculous names and at least 63.7% of them have some unrelated picture on them.
Take the following for examples, complete with their on-box description:
King Size- King Size are extra large, giving mazimum comfort designed for those that need a bigger size
Xperiences- Be adventurous with the ultimate variety pack from Contempo! Xperience the best with a variety of condoms and a 3-speed vibrating ring
Midnight- Erotically ebony in the form of a black condom perfect for those wild moments
Rough Rider- Have hundreds of raised rubber studs, offering maximum sensation and excitement