It’s The Weekend – Please Don’t Put Your Penis In a Bottle?!

It's The Weekend - Please Don't Put Your Penis In a Bottle?!


Alright, you’ve made through the insane slog that comes as part of the week and it’s finally the weekend – please, whatever you do don’t put your penis in a bottle?! Now we get that some of you might not have as much game as others in the area of pulling girls or boys and might from time to time become a little bit frustrated with things, but after presenting you with the story of a Honduras man who did just that, we’d hope you won’t do the same thing this weekend.

A 50-year-old dude from Honduras unfortunately got so horny that he decided to put his dick in a bottle, ending up getting it stuck in the bottle for 4 days before seeking help (he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor). Sadly he had to have his willy amputated. Here’s what Dr Dennis Chirinos, who operated on the bloke had to say:

It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, but it’s still strange.

We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.

So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.

When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis because it was completely dead.

When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.

This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient is that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.

There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.

It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.

Please be safe out there guys… no matter how horny you get don’t stick your willy in a bottle (and if you do and gets stuck please seek help immediately). Happy Weekend!

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