The Natural Harvest CookBook… Trying to get you to swallow rather than spit.


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Feeling a bit under the weather from partying a little bit too hard? Well finally, the kind people at Natural Harvest have come up with an incredibly inexpensive way to use man-juice to make tasty and nutritional treats. The Natural Harvest Cookbook provides the discerning reader with a couple of “yummy” (I am terrified to try any of the recipes) and straight-forward ways to keep fed visitors to your house fed and feeling like porn stars (providing you tell them about your “special ingredient”). One thing that I’m pretty sure of is- I am not eating ANYTHING at your porsie if I see this cookbook lying on your coffee table!

This is what the book’s abstract had to say-

“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!”

Yes… well… Jury is still out for me…

Here is the website if you absolutely HAVE to order it…

Click HERE

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

Comments 9

  1. Who ever made this cook book was the biggest whore in the world and couldnt get enough man juice… This is one of the most Fucked up things i have seen this year…

  2. I never said I'd ever use any recipe out of the book- I just thought I should warn everyone-"natural harvest" what an ambiguous name considering…

  3. So i followed the link, and here is proof of Jah's comment:

    By Karen Stollznow

    "semen for vegetarians"

    I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

    I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

    Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come…

    And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away…

    Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting… More >semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

    I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

    Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?

    Sounds like a little cum whore to me!

  4. Hectic man,some people are just a bit weird init!!! I wouldnt mind being part of the semen farm process if there was hot chicks involved 🙂

  5. Foot Check… Exploration is key, so yes I have!

    @Scott: I think we all as males, wouldn't have an issue with that! hahahaa

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