Feeling a bit under the weather from partying a little bit too hard? Well finally, the kind people at Natural Harvest have come up with an incredibly inexpensive way to use man-juice to make tasty and nutritional treats. The Natural Harvest Cookbook provides the discerning reader with a couple of “yummy” (I am terrified to try any of the recipes) and straight-forward ways to keep fed visitors to your house fed and feeling like porn stars (providing you tell them about your “special ingredient”). One thing that I’m pretty sure of is- I am not eating ANYTHING at your porsie if I see this cookbook lying on your coffee table!
This is what the book’s abstract had to say-
“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!”
Yes… well… Jury is still out for me…
Here is the website if you absolutely HAVE to order it…