The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is an iPad case that now allows you to pomp your tablet


fleshlight launch pad

Fleshlight has improved the experience of having sex with yourself by adding the Fleshlight LaunchPAD to the list of products they sell. The Fleshlight LaunchPAD a rather clunky plastic case for Apple’s iPad, which has a slot that fits a Fleshlight (you know the tube looking thing that some guys use INSTEAD of having sex with a real person’s vagina).

So basically this allows you to really go for it, while watching a porno on your iPad, anywhere.

“Tablet devices have allowed for porn consumption to become ‘mobile’ and more convenient for viewers to watch their favourite content,” “Coupled with our Fleshlight LaunchPAD, they’re set for a pleasurable time!”

– says Daniel Pacheco from Fleshlight

Fleshlight itself offered up the following pitch:

“Use the rugged handgrips on either side of the Fleshlight LaunchPAD and enjoy a completely new perspective. Explore using your Fleshlight LaunchPAD in a variety of positions, including keeping the device stationary during use – another great way to practice improving your sexual stamina! As with all Fleshlight products, don’t forget to use Fleshlube® water-based lubricant.”

Apparently, customers are already loving life after purchasing the attachment for the very low price of €29 (Fleshlight not included) as is evidenced by ‘CaptainBeefstik”s post on the Fleshlight website:

“I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD.”

My only concern would be around explaining what the case is for when your parents come over to visit – ok I lie, this definitely is not my ONLY concern. Check out the promotional gif below:

fleshlight launchpad

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

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