The Autoblow 2.0 blowjob machine is now available for purchase


Autoblow 2 front

You’ll remember that earlier this year we featured the Autoblow 2.0 blowjob machine (I don’t know what else to call it) and can now bring you the news that it is now available for purchase after a round of crowd-funded investment. Apparently the machine simulates what it’s like to get a real blowjob from a real live person and is able to deliver roughly 2000 blowjobs before becoming siff and disintegrating from overuse.

It has a variable switch for stroke speed (I feel dirty just writing that) and is available in 3 different sizes depending on what length and girth you’ve been blessed with down South. I have to reitterate that this is probably the easiest way to stay lonely and at roughly R2000 for a unit, probably great for people who can’t be bothered to talk to actual people in the hopes of starting a sexual relationship (or more). Yay for humanity!

Check out the official marketing video below:


The Autoblow 2.0 blowjob machine
The Autoblow 2.0 blowjob machine

Im a guy with a very particular view of life… im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I’ll be sure to let you know…

Comments 1

  1. Just buying a sex aid isn’t going to make people suddenly stop being social and/or getting into relationships. 2,000 blowjobs dude. Most guys, with the exception of maybe porn stars will never receive that many in a lifetime. That’s one blowie a day, every day for roughly five and a half years.
    “Yay for humanity”? I could of think of many things humanity does that are far, far worse.

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