Stay lonely FOREVER with the Autoblow 2.0 blowjob machine


autoblow 2

Winter is upon us here in the Southern Hemisphere, which is why you’re seeing guys and girls hurriedly shacking up in order to beat the cold by cuddling. Let me tell you… there is an alternative to this (if you’re a guy) and that alternative goes by the name of the Autoblow 2.0.

The Autoblow 2.0 is a masturbation machine (I don’t know how else to put it) that allows the user 1000 hours of loneliness at the touch of a button. The machine has 3 settings to get you off, won’t electrocute your dick and will be available from the last part of this year.

The promo video for it is pretty jokes though…

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

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