Stay a Virgin forever- learn how to cast spells just like Harry with Wonderbook


In their latest move to keep an entire generation of boys from ever having sex, Sony has just announced a new project called Wonderbook. It is an interactive book that uses augmented reality and PlayStation Move products to add a new dimension by bringing different stories to life.

The first title to be published is Book of Spells, from the world of Harry Potter, with original content provided by J.K. Rowling. This special book lets you discover and practice 20 spells, such as Incendio, Wingardium Leviosa, and Expelliarmus- decreasing your chance of intercourse with every “spell” you learn. As you progress through the chapters, you can read about their backstories, pick up valuable experiences and lessons, earn house points, and unlock more writing by completing tests. Great guys. Just great.

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