As sad as it makes me to admit, I find myself watching TLC more often than your average twenty something (just) male. But how can you blame me when there are amazing shows lie ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’ to keep me entertained during my couch time.
‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’ is a brand new reality TV show that’s coming to TLC early next year, which features stories from people who have gone through physical trauma as a result of them pomping.
Yes, this is stuff that internet/TV gold is made out of – expect plenty of stories containing broken penises (ouch) and objects stuck up people’s orifices (or alternatively people’s objects stuck in things). The premiere will feature the story of a 440-pound dude by the name of Gregg Casarona who unfortunately sent his then girlfriend straight to the emergency room, during his first time attempt at sex, by pomping her through the wall (OMG).
“My initial reaction was ‘I killed her – This is my first time. And Jen is dead.”
– said Gregg Casarona during the clip
Brilliant year of viewing ahead then? Oh yeah…