Rate My Tits South Africa


Everyone pretty much lost their tits over a certain Slutspotter on Twitter that made it their duty to expose those girls who had been “slutty” in the past by posting NSFW pics gathered from ex-significant others. The mooiness are now taking matters into their own hands with ratemytits.co.za (NSFW).

Rory21 alerted me to the existence of the little website and I quite simply had to go and see what it was all about (although the web address was probably quite a good indication of what one could expect). Upon opening the site I was presented with pages and pages of boobies. What made this different from most of the other sites out there was the fact that all the pics were self-loaded mammary snaps from girls right here in South Africa (apparently). You can even search by Province to examine the difference in tits from Jozi to Cape Town.

The idea is that all the tits on the page get rated by you the public, with an eventual “Best Tits in SA” title up for grabs along with R500 in cold hard cash. If you add in a “rate my tits” bit of artwork in the shot, you get extra bonus points (this is to stop people submitting pics from the internet for victory). With a catch phrase like “Don’t be shy, share your tits”– how could this site NOT succeed?!

I’ve got to say, some of you Saffa girls really are quite big exhibitionists! Not only has this website provided hours of entertainment for the guys and Lesbos out there- it has also contributed content for a brand new drinking game called- Guess the Boobies. If you can successfully recognize a set of boobies, you get to drink. Anyone playing with you also gets to drink when you correctly guess the boobies. Bonus shots if you are both able to guess the boobies (cos then that means, you both totally hooked up with the same girl).

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Comments 19

  1. The problem with sites like this is that it’s all fun and games until your mom uploads a pic.

    1. Seriously? If some chick puts herself on the site, it’s her choice no? And that would mean she clearly doesn’t care about getting a bad name. And anyway, who are we to judge (unless we’re taking part in the actual rating of the tits, then we are technically the judges).

  2. Checked out the site,but most pics look as tho they been ripped from the net eg: ishotmyself.com.

    It really should be a requirement that some sort of artwork with a scribble stating area,age, blah blah be used.

    Will check back in a couple months and see if things have changed.

    Great Find tho 🙂

  3. Hi Ricky,

    Thanks for the nice article about our site. We just got started in March and we are already seeing a lot of interest.

    Keep in Touch
    Will

    1. Hi Will

      You have caused serious damage, I have already traced you back to your snow bound country youre currently in. I will have to get you when you come visit the family.

      Better watch out……(Do not take this lightly)

      Jack

  4. I think its pretty cool and hamless fun. I mean afterall it’s just a pair of boobies and not an undersmile that takes things to a whole new sleazy dimension; I mean for goodness sakes, you can go sunbathe on most european beaches topless! Another S. African site where you can persuse some really nice titties without the sleaze is http://www.cityadultssa.co.za Look for Scarlets large blue eyes and you simply cannot miss Nicci’s massive headlamps in the dark!

  5. Hey guys! I am one of the girls who loaded my tits to ratemytits.co.za , they paid me the first time and thus I gathered a bunch of girls and all of us snapped our tits and uploaded , and they didnt pay!!!! So If you just want to be naughty then its fine but if your thinking of doing it because of that R500 cold hard cash then dont be fooled girls!!!
    (those girls are pissed at me)

  6. Hi Guys, I am one of the ladies who uploads on the site. Not once have I not received payment as Lola stipulates.

    http://www.ratemytits.co.za is really an awesome website. I found it in March, and have uploaded since then. It really is not a sleazy website. I think it’s a good place for all the fabulous South African ladies to share a little something. For most it’s a fantasy for strange men to see them naked and what better place then here?

    The website is well moderated and there is no abuse toward the ladies. The guys can share their pictures as well on http://www.boner.co.za

    Don’t just upload for the prize, upload for all those men out there! Every man deserves to drool over another woman!

    I really hope to see more of you there!

    xoxo

  7. Hi guys!!!
    I also think its harmless fun to upload the boobs to ratemytits.co.za ,
    But I also did not get paid, I think that if they are not planning on paying the girls they shouldn’t advertise that they will.
    The girls will upload in any case , now they make us feel silly because we believed them

    1. Thats such a shame… I suppose we were kind of hoping for the best. Good on you for having a laugh and doing it anyways 🙂

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