Private Number

eff private number

Private fucking number… who thought of that shit? It is the worst idea in the world. I mean, if you work for Virgin Active’s debt collection service, at least use your local land line and I will answer(maybe), but stop with the Private number. Why would you not want me to know who you are? I wont answer your call, EVER! *grins*

I got a few tips on how to sort that out though, if someone phones you from a private number you can:

  • Answer it and turn it face down and waste all their airtime/phone bills
  • Answer it, hold the phone to your ear and hear if anyone says anything, see if you recognise the voice, if not… hang up! 🙂
  • Hang up completely on them while they still ringing you.

The funniest thing about writing this article now is that my phone just rang and guess what, it was a private number! I will leave it up to you to decide which choice from the above I decided to use on this devilish person for calling me off a private number…

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Rumoured to have the blue-prints for Krang's TechnoDrome, stolen straight from Dimension X, he’s the type of guy who exudes so much coolness that he adds whole countries on Facebook at one time instead of just people. Always up for a party and a Tequila shot or two this is the guy who we always call first, both before and after a night out…

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  1. make sure not to SEO this post or maybe virgin might come a knocking 😀

    funniest shit ever!

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