Now I’m not too sure how I’d react if someone randomly placed a bagel on my head while I was on my daily train commute, but I highly doubt my reaction would be the cause of a massive brawl. A guy who was riding London’s King’s Cross service went a little ballistic when a drunk woman decided to put a bagel on top of his head, slowly building up his anger as he sat there silently, before going into a full on rage. At the end of it all, police had to intervene to calm things down:
https://youtu.be/MWda8M7SFTo
Shoowee… that’s pretty much what happens when you get bleak about someone putting a bagel on your head… How was that song though? Super catchy –