Just when we all thought we’d heard the last of the hotel heiress, Paris Hilton appeared out of nowhere on a stage in Las Vegas to fake an orgasm in front of a crowd of randoms. After watching the clip I’m left with one question – why was everyone applauding? Even I could do a better job at faking an orgasm while passed out on the couch. Hey, the upside of this terrible bit of acting from Paris is that you could be sure you’d know if you weren’t do the job based on her fake whining… so to speak.
Yay for global entertainment culture and the internet *sigh*