I really hope you read the title and took it seriously.. Sit down and dont operate heavy machinary!
She’s brought you perfume and she brought you ‘awesome’ outfits for your dogs and she has even brought her vagina being pounded conveniently into your home… Now she brings you her greatest work yet… AS A MUVVA FUKKIN DJ!!!!!!!!
Dear DJ Gods,
Why would you not have just created a mixer malfunction and have her blow up? Even if she was naked tweaking her nipples tonguing the air violently, sure you could have done something?
Every music loving sane person in the galaxy!