Ever felt severe levels of judgement from your family over the festive season when you show up at their place without a girlfriend? Well I think I’ve found just the service for you – it’s called Invisible Girlfriend and it ensures that your lack of game/desire to pursue relationships with real human beings doesn’t become a contentious talking point at your next family gathering.
Invisible Girlfriend allows you to have a virtual relationship with the girl of your choice, complete with proof of her existence so that people don’t start questioning whether she is real or not. Online services provided for potential subscribers include text messaging, real voicemails, random gifts, “emergency interactions”, and best of all, a Facebook relationship status change.
Creator Matt Homann had this to say in a recent interview:
Our audience might come from a variety of situations: maybe they’re in a same-sex relationship they’re hiding from disapproving relatives, are trying to avoid the unwelcome advances from a coworker, or have chosen to focus on their work instead of romance.
The company is currently offering three different monthly subscription packages to choose from: “Just Talking,” “Getting Serious,” and “Almost Engaged.” – all starting from the very low price of $9.99 a month (way less than a real mooiness).