Mondays, they’re like an unclaimed dildo on an airport carousel – what, what?


lonely dildo

The weekend has once again flown by, with most of it spent supporting the South African economy by buying as much food and booze as possible (don’t act like you didn’t enjoy getting that second helping at your friend’s braai). So it’s Monday, you might be feeling a little bit down in the dumps – homicidal even and probably longing for a winning lottery ticket so you don’t need come into work, starting your day by searching the entire office for a clean mug to pour your coffee into.

Hey… things really aren’t that bad – you could be this dildo, unclaimed in the airport without a… erm… home to go to. My advice for the week ahead is to stand steadfast in your most trying moments this week, remembering this lonely dildo and how shitty life could actually be.

Happy Monday…

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

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