Millennials Are Offended By The New Monopoly For Millennials

Hasbro, the company behind the original game Monopoly has now released a new version of the board game called Monopoly For Millennials.

This rendition of the game is steeped in stereotypes. Players don’t buy up properties because what real millennial can afford a house, right? Instead, players buy “experiences” like going to the Vegan Bistro or crashing on their Friend’s Couch. Skip the Boardwalk in favour of a Week-Long Meditation Retreat!