Man with 63kg testicles disappointed with life-saving surgery

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This is definitely one of those stories that makes absolutely no sense. A Vegas man who had a condition by the name Lymphedema that caused his testicles to swell to a massive weight of 63 kg is now speaking out about his life-saving surgery.

Wesley Warren had managed to get a doctor to do the testicle reducing 13 hour surgery pro-bono but is now expressing a sense of regret having been left with a 1 inch penis, post surgery. The condition started after he bumped his nuts while rolling over in bed, after which they began to enlarge and swell until they weighed as much as a baby hippo.

After the operation in May, Warren was happy to be alive. He told ABC:

“My body is acclimatising. I’m still not able to get around much and enjoy driving or going to dinner. But I intend to make up for it and treat myself to a truly fabulous meal and enjoy relaxing for at least a few days. I call Dr Gelman my lifesaver.”

However, now Wesley isn’t singing quite the same tune:

“I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac was removed but it’s not as simple as that.”

“I do feel a great sense of comfort that the weight is no longer between my legs. It got to the point that it was a danger to my health. But when I look down at what’s here now it’s not the same as what it was. It’s totally different.”

“My natural look prior to the growth is not what came out of surgery. What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn’t get any larger.”

“I’m grateful to have been pulled out of the fire but now I’m dealing with first-degree burns. I’m still disfigured.”

“I can’t even think about getting into a relationship. It would take someone very patient or very insane to want to have me in their life.”

“I do want to be loved one day. But I need to go through the recovery process which will take some time. I’ve come a long way but it’s not the end of the road yet.”

I hate to point out the obvious here but, if someone helped you stay alive by performing an unbelievably complex surgery free of charge the least you’d expect from them would be a nice fruit basket or something and not instead a complaint about having a small winky. Right?

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