Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are dating (that shit kray)


I think the only person that hasn’t been inside Kim Kardashian’s vagina is me. The media World has been a-buzz with news of a possible romance between Kim and rap mogul Kanye West. In tabloid terms this is close to the Holy Grail of celebrity couples and I’m sure it’s not going to be long before KimKan (I just made that one up now) fill up just about every gossip magazine cover on Earth.

Others (like  former lover and husband of Kim, Kris Humphries) naturally believes the perfect-arsed reality tv star is just engaging in some more attention seeking behaviour and will be responding with a tell all book. However, I am slightly concerned that the content of this book is going to be largely made up considering the length of his marriage to Kim Kardashian-

What, is he going to have a page for each of the 72 days that his marriage lasted?

When looking for clues that Kanye and Kim are indeed sharing fluids on a more regular basis, you only need to review Kanyeezy’s latest track called”Theraflu”. In this track he makes his true feelings rather well known with some venomous lines about Kris Humphries.

“And I admit I fell in love with Kim … ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him … That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing … Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.”

For those not in the know Kanye is talking about his relatively famous mate Jay Z – who just happens to own the NJ Nets – which just happens to be the team Humphries plays for. Personally I think they would be perfect for each other considering how much they both love the limelight and being center stage. Hey, we may even get another sex-tape out of it. In Kanye’s own words…

That shit kray.

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  1. Wow. This is what happens when an unintelligent force meets an imbecilic object. Please let them not have children. The product of their procreation could set humanity’s development back by at least 5 generations. On the topic of sex, do you think he lets her finish?

    PS: Kanye West is a muppet not a mogul – and I bet Jay-Z is all like “Dude. Stop using my name to sell your shit. Get your own fame.”

    1. I reckon kanye does his best in the sack- you never know when kim may run her mouth.

      I also agree on the no kids thing. I mean we’ve only just got the hang of the whole opposable thumbs thing.

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