So apparently after an exceptionally long number of years,
Justine, I mean Justin Bieber has reportedly entered puberty. In one of the latest interviews with the manager of the guy who looks like a girl, but yet still has plenty of young girls swooning over him (who might actually be closet lesbians), Scooter Braunt, has claimed that the the singer’s balls have dropped.
After recording recording a duet of ‘All I Want For Christmas’ with Mariah Carey, it became apparent that the girly boy had found it increasingly difficult to reach his previously whiney high notes as his voice had broken and was no longer as high as used to be. However, we’re still not entirely convinced that he is indeed actually not a girl- I mean even his ex-squeeze Selena Gomez has a lower voice than he does post “ball dropping”. The track will feature on Bieber’s forthcoming festive album entitled ‘Underneath The Mistletoe’. which also features Justin Bieber looking like a girl in some fake snow. The album goes on sale today and unfortunately there are rumours that he is currently working on his second solo album, which will be called ‘Believe’ and is bizarrely set to feature collaborations with hip hop stars Kanye West and Drake.
In other news… Kim Kardashian’s marriage has come to end faster than it took me to write this post. All in all, a rather entertainment filled week already.