Just-In Beaver – Meet Justin Bieber’s sex doll


Justin Bieber has recently turned 18, meaning that he was pretty much fair game for makers of sex dolls (weird right?). Enter, Just-In Beaver (see what I did there?), the near replica Justin Bieber sex doll . I think the packaging probably says it best:

‘Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!’

I’m kinda weirded out that there is even a market for stuff like this. Biebs has responded swiftly and apparently has his legal team on the case to have the company who made the doll remove it from production.

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