Instant Beer: Just add water (demonstration by large breasted woman)


If you are too lazy to drink out of a bottle or can or simply want to save on weight while out hiking/bush raving Pat’s Backcountry Beverages has developed a convenient and portable way for beer-lovers to transport entire 6 packs in their pants pockets.

To make the beer all you have to do is empty the beer concentrate (housed in a sachet) into a special carbonation bottle, add water and shake. Now here’s where we could get into the claims that this tastes like real beer while taking hardly any water and energy to make but let’s focus on the glaringly obvious. They’ve gone and got a woman with fantastically large boobs to make the beer in their commercial. I didnt even care what they were selling- I just know that I have to have some…

http://youtu.be/MLkjZ_RMeKA

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