If you’re gay- do you look?


I’ve had quite a few dealings with gay men lately… Wait let me rephrase that. I’ve been hanging around more gay men, aargh- still not right. What I am trying to say is there are a great deal more gay peeps who are in my inner circle. Ah shit, I’m giving up now.

Pleasantries aside I’ve always wondered one thing about gay guys- Do you look at other dudes’ packages etc when having a wee next to them in the urinal? And alternatively, do all Lesbos out there relish the opportunity to have a session at gym and then hit the public showers to watch all the mooiness mosy around- naked and wet. *pauses for mental image* Hell I’d even go so far as to say I would hang out in the locker rooms exclusively to get my fill of the parading naked same-sex eye candy- but that’s just me- I’m horny- a lot.

I mean think about, unless you are a raging homosexual wearing pink feathers and singing Diana Ross, nobody is going to know that you’re gay other than YOURSELF. In my opinion it’s a totally free pass to perve to heart’s content. Ok granted there are a couple of people you’d rather not see naked, but just based on the high level of mooiness at my local Virgin Active, I reckon you’d see at least 2 belters every half hour or so. BONUS.

I don’t really know the answer because… surprise… I’m not gay. Or lesbian. So I would much appreciate the thoughts of you lot… Let’s get to the bottom of this (ok enough with innuendos).

I’ve had quite a few dealings with gay men lately… Wait let me rephrase that. I’ve been hanging around more gay men, aargh- still not right. What I am trying to say is there are a great deal more gay peeps who are in my inner circle. Ah shit, I’m giving up now.

Pleasantries aside I’ve always wondered one thing about gay guys- Do you look at other dudes’ packages etc when having a wee next to them in the urinal? And alternatively, do all Lesbos out there relish the opportunity to have a session at gym and then hit the public showers to watch all the mooiness mosy around- naked and wet. *pauses for mental image* Hell I’d even go so far as to say I would hang out in the locker rooms exclusively to get my fill of the parading naked same-sex eye candy- but that’s just me- I’m horny- a lot.

I mean think about, unless you are a raging homosexual wearing pink feathers and singing Diana Ross, nobody is going to know that you’re gay other than YOURSELF. In my opinion it’s a totally free pass to perve to heart’s content. Ok granted there are a couple of people you’d rather not see naked, but just based on the high level of mooiness at my local Virgin Active, I reckon you’d see at least 2 belters every half hour or so. BONUS.

I don’t really know the answer because… surprise… I’m not gay. Or lesbian. So I would much appreciate the thoughts of you lot… Let’s get to the bottom of this (ok enough with innuendos).

I’ve had quite a few dealings with gay men lately… Wait let me rephrase that. I’ve been hanging around more gay men, aargh- still not right. What I am trying to say is there are a great deal more gay peeps who are in my inner circle. Ah shit, I’m giving up now.

 

 

 

Pleasantries aside I’ve always wondered one thing about gay guys- Do you look at other dudes’ packages etc when having a wee next to them in the urinal? And alternatively, do all Lesbos out there relish the opportunity to have a session at gym and then hit the public showers to watch all the mooiness mosy around- naked and wet. *pauses for mental image* Hell I’d even go so far as to say I would hang out in the locker rooms exclusively to get my fill of the parading naked same-sex eye candy- but that’s just me- I’m horny- a lot.

 

 

 

I mean think about, unless you are a raging homosexual wearing pink feathers and singing Diana Ross, nobody is going to know that you’re gay other than YOURSELF. In my opinion it’s a totally free pass to perve to heart’s content. Ok granted there are a couple of people you’d rather not see naked, but just based on the high level of mooiness at my local Virgin Active, I reckon you’d see at least 2 belters every half hour or so. BONUS.

 

 

 

I don’t really know the answer because… surprise… I’m not gay. Or lesbian. So I would much appreciate the thoughts of you lot… Let’s get to the bottom of this (ok enough with innuendos).

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

Comments 3

  1. Lesbo friend of mine spends hours at the gym just chilling in the showers – she loves it

  2. Im a stristraight guy, I go to the showere sometimes just to feel good about myself or to be inspired. I’d be like ” I wanna look like thathat guy”….. nothing sexual

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