I pity the fool who doesnt use my grill


We all know about how awesome the George Foreman Grill is, and that if there was anyone able to knock him off of his lofty perch at the top of the steak preparation ladder it would have to be somebody really cool and trustworthy with beef.

Yes, thats right people- Mr T has now come out with his own grill… The Flavorwave Oven TURBO and he definately pities the fool that chooses George Foreman’s grill over his own.

The following marketing dribble has been taken straight from the official website (its better if you imagine that MR T is saying it):

Mr T Flavorwave Oven® is a miracle breakthrough that turbo cooks all your favorite foods up to three times faster, with no added fat or your money back.

You can even cook frozen solid foods right out of the freezer! Cook mouth watering turkey in 20 minutes rather than 90 minutes, cook Lasagna in 15 minutes instead of an hour, and you can even bake delicious cinnamon buns in just minutes. Whether your food is fresh or frozen, you can bake, broil, roast, toast, sear, brown, barbecue, steam, reheat, and more, faster than ever before.

The secret is that the Mr T Flavorwave Oven® uses halogen heat, infrared waves, and convection cooking, so food is cooked faster and juicier. Fats and oils are removed and food is always cooked to perfection. With the Mr T Flavorwave Oven®, you could lose weight while enjoying all your favorite foods.

Best of all, the Mr T Flavorwave Oven® oven actually cleans up after itself. Set it to self-clean or simply place in the dish washer, and your job is done.

Set it to cook and your off the hook! Juicy vegetables, mouth-watering steaks, savory chicken and grilled seafood have never been easier and tastier. Plus it’s perfect for Christmas time when you need the extra oven space just take it your friends or relatives!

And guess what… It is now available from your nearest GAME dealership now! MyCityByNight pities the fools that dont go out and buy this grill…

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