Hugh Hefner, the biggest pimp daddy of them all is now engaged. The 84 year old and slightly nutty Playboy mogul popped the question to long time girlfriend, Crystal Harris (which one is that again?). I never did quite understand why any of these girls would take a good rogering from Hugh but then again, most of them aren’t the brightest stars in the universe. Crystal Harris is but 24 and is over the moon (obviously seeing massive dollar signs).
Hef tweeted, ”When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.” The Playboy founder also confirmed, ”Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”
Now to see if the marriage ever takes place… Wow Holly Madison must be over the freaking moon about this- dont worry though Holly, there’s always space at MyCityByNight headquarters for your platinum blonde small booty awesomeness!