Sometimes you just need to be alone with your pizza slice and enjoy all of the happiness that its cheesy goodness brings to your soul. That was clearly the case for this absolute legend of a man who just sat there chowing his pizza slice while there was a 20 person brawl going on in the restaurant he was in.
For some bizarre reason he’s sitting on the floor (maybe the table he was at had its chairs broken over the top of someone’s head, WWE style) and is the most involved I’ve ever seen someone to be in his pizza slice. I mean look at his face… he’s seriously loving life:
Probably a 20 person brawl last night and that pizza was his only concern. He might be my soulmate. pic.twitter.com/ZX259tMBGn
— Autumn Collins (@AutumnBrie1) April 24, 2016
I feel you bro… sometimes there’s nothing more important than pizza.
