Guaraná Antarctica Ex Lover Blocker


Sometimes I really wish that my friends would step up and look after the “pack” in the ways that this app allows you to do.

As guys we’ve all got that one mate who’s been through a shitty break up and then becomes all soppy, missing the girl who is clearly no good for the boy’s future and life with the guys. This app makes the task of feeling sorry for yourself because of a break-up more difficult, forcing you to hang out with your mates. As an added bonus if you still call your ex after the app has blocked you from doing this and notified all your friends of your intent- it will post to Facebook so that EVERYONE you know online will know how weak you are.

Done. Best app of the year!

Thanks to (@StefMarent)

Im a guy with a very particular view of life… im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I’ll be sure to let you know…