Glasgow fireworks display ends with a penis in the night sky


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This video was uploaded on joke site The Poke , which kind of makes me think that it might be fake – although I’ve never been to Glasgow so I’m not really sure how advanced the firework display technology is over there.

Apparently, some guys decided to end off their fireworks display with something a little bit different to the normal Catherine Wheels, culminating the show with a massive ejaculating penis in the blackened night sky.

By combining some normal rockets and smaller sparkly ones (look I don’t know what the hell the technical terms for these various types of exploding gunpowders are) in order to form a rather phallic looking series of explosions, these “professionals” managed to delight and wow the dirty minded crowd.

Why the hell weren’t my school fireworks evenings ever like this?

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