The commentary provided by this ultra-chilled grocery store clerk makes a situation that was clearly quite stressful seem like the biggest laugh ever. Apparently as she was closing her shop some guy came in with a gun and demanded all her money along with her and Marlboro Reds (odd request). She tried to keep him around as long as possible while pressing the emergency button. Luckily the clerk called the police immediately after she got the guy’s license plate and they caught him not even 5 minutes later sitting in a car wash.
Foolish criminal, funny commentary!