Eating Out, All You Eat – I didnt know that this was a gay soft porn movie


I feel like I should start this post with a public service annoucement- Despite it’s title, Eating Out- All you can Eat has absolutely nothing to do with the restaurant industry or food. Be warned, this movie is actually a rather terribly written and acted gay romantic comedy.

Although I should have known when I received the DVD from Ster Kinekor that something was amiss, I decided to push through with the hope that the movie was indeed about cooking like Jamie. Within the first 10 minutes there was blonde chick having sex with a priest in a coffin, a gay snog scene, a penis and a guy ejaculating on the front of his lover’s door (thankfully, you don’t actually see the deed in technicolour).

The basic story centers around the efforts of Casey to seduce Zack with a fake Internet profile constructed around what he believes to be the ideal guy. I didn’t watch the entire movie as the homo-eroticism got a little bit much. With dialog including winning lines like such as “Fuck me like a day laborer”, “I’m gayer than a Kevin Spacey/Anderson Cooper chicken wrap,” and “Children are just abortions that eat,” the movie was never going to win any awards anyways.

Watch this movie if you are:

A) Gay

B) Have no regard for good film-making

This gets a big fat 0 out of 5 on the MyCityByNight befoktometer

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