Dora the Explorer – Fantastic Gymnastics Dora (why are you such a whore-a)


Look I know that this is supposed to be a kids toy meant for girls, filled with sugar, spice and all things nice but I can’t be the only one that thinks this shouldn’t be the first thing you fill your kid’s Xmas stocking with.

I’m sure there’s a great deal of temptation to rush out and buy the latest “smart doll” called Dora the Explorer: Fantastic Gymnastics Dora (they couldn’t have come up with something better?!). However, before you go out and spend your hard earned cash, just have a closer examination of what it is that you’re buying.

This particular doll has an array of moves that have an uncanny resemblance to this girl I know called Ivanka- at least that’s what she said her name was… she was a stripper after all. If you watch the video, you’ll notice that this little gymnast is asking for some help with moves that would normally costs you a good couple of 50’s to get, down the road at Mavericks. Sure, I’m aware of the fact that kids might not exactly get that Dora is actually a bit of a whore-a, I never got many of the jokes in Alf until I watched it for the second time, when I was all grown up (so many sexual innuendos), but don’t say I didn’t tell you so, when one day in the distant future your dearest little Lucy comes home with a bunch of one dollar bills, smelling of broken dreams and covered in caramel flavour body glitter.

Don’t buy this.

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