So as some of you may know, our esteemed contributor and part time knee model Stroob is a big time heavy weight in Cape Town’s Film Industry. His lack of moral standing and continuous nagging has resulted in us being forced to put up his latest offering to the world of features.
Blue Crush 2 encompasses a whole bunch of people youve never heard of, and Roxy Louw in a speedo that just wont quit. A Brit plays an American, an American plays a Zulu and an Australian plays a bitch (although that seems a bit more realistic). Its filled with South Africans and was filmed up and down the west coast of our Rainbow Nation during winter last year. Stroob’s role as a colourist is kind of like photoshop for motion picture and he insists he was privy to nip slips and bikini failures for 3 months solid.
Either way this film looks ridiculously bad and its PG rating has ruined my dreams of Roxy in a naked asparagus eating contest. It wont make a cinema release but catch it on Blu-Ray, DVD, or .avi file on a friends hard drive soon!