BLONDE BITCHES AND K-WORDS!


Ah racism! The thick oil spill still covering our social environment, it gives rise to what is possibly our greatest national heritage. We have endured years of in-fighting based on the tint of our epidermis; and it is one of those battles where no one seems to win. From when Shaka Zulu was char-grilling the Ngunis, to Verwoed deep frying darkies, to the ANC vengefully shish kebabbing the pale faces; this so called rainbow nation is a primordial chicken factory of intolerance and hate. Which makes me wonder how the influx of Chinese tourists has never faltered? Or are those tiny bastards just small enough to fit through the cracks? Yet through all the pillaging, stealing and spite, there is one iconic symbol that has rivalled the Swastika, the Burka, and even a silhouette of George Bush’s ears: the K****r. Just reading that singular word sends a quivering resonance to the base of any South African’s spine. I envision the apartheid military issuing sjambok enemas and farm salaries paid in box wine. I see an archaic pass system, “whites only” benches and Pieter Mulder scratching his rectum and speaking on the history of the Bantu population. This one word is both singularly responsible for the extinction of the Care Bear race and the subjugation of the black people of Mzansi. Is it fair? Is it still as offensive as yester year? Or should we be like the Americans where words don’t be gettin’ Niggas down and shit yo?

The recent pronouncements of the 2011 FHM model s competition winner, Jessica Leandra , has sent the local public into a frenzy, wishing they hadn’t jerked it to this racist blonde bitch’s topless bikini shots in December’s issue. Hot boobs and K-words really don’t mix, just ask Darren Scott during his fat phase when he got fired from Supersport. Jessica’s tweets referencing “an arrogant and disrespectful kaffir inside Spar” sent the Twitterverse into a seizure of melodrama yesterday as this bimbo proceeded to anger conservative liberals, liberal conservatives… and Indians. When questioned on her obvious ball-drop of tact, the vagina with arms merely responded with “Would u all stop! These are the kinds of people that land up raping young girls of our country!”. With over 5 different international sponsors, you would have thought her PR agency would have calmly put down their crack pipe, washed their blood shot eyes and gargled something along the lines of “Jessica does not think all black people are inherently rapists.” However the silence has been deafening, much like any future in her career.

And then there is the other side of the coin. Should we all just chill the fuck out? NWA rapped about niggas in the early 80’s. Dr Dre cussed his way through songs about blacks over throwing any white man who wasn’t Eminem, and Julius Malema pretty much labelled all Caucasians into a singular group of “Rich Ted Bundys wearing Banana Republic”. So why are we so upset about one insignificant piece of living silicone sprouting some racist drivel? South Africans are far too over sensitive. We are so focussed on being politically correct that we lose sight of the fact that actions truly speak louder than words. Every time the government gets whiplashed into a corner; they play the race card. I live on a perpetual knife edge because I’m guilty of my whitness. We’re all free now and modern day problems aren’t sorted by laying blame on a regime that deceased 20 years ago.

But I’m not defending that racist sludge bucket of botox. Knowing the severity of a word like that, and still using it, then being shocked by the response; is more delusional than a naked Africa Burns reject on the arse end of a 4 day ketamine binge in the desert “for the love of art”. Our country’s history reads like a Stephan King novel, and the wounds are still raw. Anger at rape? Thumbs up. Pissed off with crime? Aces. But lashing out by brandishing the whole African race with a brush, when you epitomize the westernized intellectually challenged idea that looks are more important than brains, makes you an A-Grade whorebag. Theres so much wonder and amazement in the most magnificent country on the planet… Just don’t be racist or say k****r. Fair exchange right?

Also don’t be racist. Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people. (Oh fuck off with that look, you know I’m kidding)

~Stroob~

*Follow @Stroobz on Twitter as he tries on an ironic Nazi Uniform for “Hipster Friday” and gives a bikini wax to a dog.

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    1. My favourite is people who have something negative to say and then dont leave their name. Deepthroat 24/7 365- my, you are SO hilarious and good with words.

    2. Dear deepthroat 24/7 365. Firstly, compliments on your creative, insightful and thought provoking name. Secondly, was your comment directed as me, the author, or at Leandrah, the peroxided bigot slag? If it was directed at me, would please be so kind as to provide said bag of dicks, as my personal collection has run dry. You seem like the kind of chap (deepthroating and all) who has them in abundance. If however, it was directed at her, a more amicable and mature response would likely garner a more fruitful reaction.

      Yours in dicks,
      Stroobz

  1. this is such a classy / offensive / brilliant piece.

    mycitybynight is run by insane genius or genius insanity. either way, writing a blog that makes a useful political statement and calls someone a ‘racist sludge bucket of botox’ is impressive.

  2. This is what happens when society uses Blonde hair and a pair of boobs as a yardstick for morality and Justice.

    Juju will have a field day with this. As an interesting side note look up the previous leader of DA Youth.

    Think its time to start a blog bashing blondes (and hipsters)…

  3. Why does everything that the U.S.A does have to be right? Please can we actually for once not think because america does something it’s automatically right. Black Americans calling themselves NIGGERS isn’t something that we should look up to, seriously now tho!!!!

  4. It’s strange how white people think that everything that black people do is to get back at them… No offense or anything but white people are the last thing on our minds, when we do something it’s with the intention of advancing the country… If you look at most of the public holidays that were created by the post apartheid government they were about the uniting of all races, tongues & tribes, colours religions… freedom day, heritage day & DAY OF RECONCILIATION…It’s not about only white people, it’s about all south african people, black white, indian,white and coloured… Yes we have a long way to, but reversing years of black oppression which has had generationl effects, it’s gonna take awhile. Cause if my father was a bantu educated in apartheid, I won’t be going to good schools & I won’t be able to compete with kids who went to good schools…It’s easy to sit there and call people K words when you don’t see the generational effect apartheid has had on us till this day

  5. Enjoyed this article so much on Friday, I just had to read it again today for a good laugh. Absolutely BRILLIANT, Stroobz, on your article and your witty reponse to a complete idiot:) Love it!!!

  6. ‘ more delusional than a naked Africa Burns reject on the arse end of a 4 day ketamine binge in the desert “for the love of art”. ‘

    ahahahahah!! Thank you for allowing me to start my day drenched in tears! Brilliant.

  7. Thank you for the enlightenment! I had no idea that being racist and ignorant made you a “bitch”, “bimbo” and a “vagina with arms”. Your misogyny is disgusting. Before condemning another person for the ignorance attempt to guard against your own.

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