Boob-related products you ask??? Well yes… In keeping with National Cleavage Day and today’s theme of, well, boobies, I thought that it’d be pretty cool to show you 5 of most AWESOME boob-related products available for order out there on the internet. If you find these boob gadgets and products in anyway disconcerting, get a life and stop being so damn PRUDISH.
1. Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers
With Winter coming up in South Africa its always a good a idea to get yourself a nice comfy pair of slippers to shuffle around the house in- Why not make them booby slippers?
The supplier had this to say:
“These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax.”
2. Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest
For your everyday blog superstar (all of us over here at MCBN), alot of time is spent infront of the PC/Mac searching the internet for Days Of Our Lives spoilers and writing stuff to keep all of you entertained. This often takes a serious toll on our bodies, which is why I for one am eternally thankful for the people that came up with this gem.
The ChestRest Mouse Pad supplier had this to say:
“Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds.”
3. Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager
Ok even I couldnt find a real reason for this product being designed other than giving men and women a way to play with boobs without getting into trouble (although I am quite sure you’d get a couple of skeef looks)
The supplier of the Personal Vibrating Hand Massager said this:
“It”s funny how men are drawn to breasts automatically. Whether it”s touching or looking, you can guarantee an ample pair will mesmerize most men. So, what better form for a Men’s Personal Vibrating Massager than a boob? Our personal vibrating hand massager is a lovely soft squeezable material that vibrates when switched on, providing relief for stressed hands and overworked wrists. The Vibrating Hand Stress Reliever provides quick relief for your overworked hands, which can include – computer mouse strain – drinker”s hand fatigue – writer”s cramp – road rager”s fist fatigue. It’s great for computer mouse strain..Drinker’s hand fatigue…Writer’s cramp.. Road ragers fist fatigue…Limp wrist syndrome or Solitary stimulation strain!!”- they really did mention that last bit, honest.
4. Take a Shower with the Boob Soap Dispenser
You all have probably seen similar products on the internet before, but seriously, what boob list would be complete without them?!? Hey, if I could be bothered to install them, I’d so order these bad boys for my shower even if they did make guests uncomfortable when getting clean.
The Shower Breast supplier had this to say:
“Squeeze the boob to release the gel… Having a shower has never been so much fun!
Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that’s probably a silly question….Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly…”
5. Light the Way with a Boob Lamp
Thinking of the perfect way to light up the corridor? Well here’s something that might help… No need to ever worry about matching lamp shades to the rest of the room! BONUS.
The Boob Lamp supplier said this:
“I know what you’re thinking dear reader, who needs any of those uber trendy mathmos lamps, eclipse lights or any other cool lighting gadgets when you could have your very own flashing boobie lamp? Don’t ever say that we don’t spoil you as this flashing boobie lamp measuring approximately 18cm in height just has to be the ultimate bachelor pad accessory. Hasn’t it?”
So there you have it, my top 5 boobie-related products… What do you think of my choices? Any boob products you think are even better these?