Stress balls are one of those inventions that either really work for your de-stressing needs or are literally sacks of depressing nothingness that don’t do much other than irritate the absolute crap out of you. A Spanish company has endeavoured to change all of this for the good with a product designed to just hang there at the edge of your desk awaiting a slightly creepy interaction called, Niceballs.
Yup, they do pretty much what you think they do – just sit there waiting for you to give them a good grope and freak out literally everyone else in your office. The official product website had this to say:
It is possible to be productive while you touch the balls. It is a pendulous prosthetic supplement that sticks to your desk in a simple, discreet and efficient manner. There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our balls.
Fantastic. Maybe.