Just when we all thought things were starting to go well for all of us in September, with Spring on the way and things starting to heat up, we found out that unfortunately, the World is set to end this Saturday. Again.
There are a host of conspiracy theorists that have been referencing a passage in the Bible to substantiate the prediction that we’re all set for an apocalypse on Saturday 23rd September:
Revelation 12: 1-2:
A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head.
She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth.
Yeah… I’m also still pretty confused, but apparently the woman is supposed to represent Virgo, with the crown representing the constellation of Leo. Apparently the moon and sun are set to pass through these two constellations, sparking off the end of the world as we know it. If you’re still sceptical, just bang”Nibiru” and “end of the world” into Google and you’ll end up with over 1.27 million hits. Apparently NASA has been hiding the fact that a mysterious planet called Nibiru is on a collision path with the Earth and we’re all set to see flames (literally) this weekend.
Hectic. At least this does give you all a pretty good reason to go out and have a proper stinker of a jol this weekend – I mean… it really could be your last.