Alison Gold has released a song called Chinese Food & it’s worse than you could imagine


alison gold chinese food

It’s the middle of the week, which generally means that you’re going to be doing even less work today, as you think about how awesome the week is going to be. To help pass the time, I’ve shared the latest video from Alison Gold entitled I love Chinese.

It’s written by the same guy behind Rebecca Black’s Friday, Patrice Wilson and he’s hoping that it’s going to have the same kind of success with people from across the globe. With lyrics as dumb as this, I can see why the American government has shut down:

I love Chinese food. You know that it’s true. I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein, chow m-m-m-mein (complete with hand gestures).

The whole video is extremely bizarre, featuring a panda (a guy in panda suit that turns out to be Patrice) and a girl who’s like 7 talking about chowing down on Chinese food after hitting the club. Also… this Patrice dude is clearly a bit of a perv – leave the young girls alone man.

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

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