While enjoying a lovely and rather social dinner on Sunday night at Pat & Sandy’s (Kreg’s wonderfully patient parents who are clearly carrying some good genes) we got chatting about Zodiacs, horoscopes and the news that thousands of peeps worldwide now have to deal with the realisation that they might not actually be the starsign that they have defined themselves by for their entire lives.
You see what happened was there was a shift in the alignment of the stars, which has come about because the Earth has been wobbling on its axis for millennia- meaning that most people go back a sign.
Yup that’s right, millions of people worldwide woke up to the realization that they aren’t who they thought they were, along with the need to remove a tattoo of their star sign from their back. Bleh.
The warm hearted, patient Taurus now becomes a selfish and quick tempered Aries. Oh and thats not all- there has also been the addition of a 13th astrological sign called Ophiucus (originally used by the Babylonians and subsequently dropped from the zodiac). Famous Ophiucans include the late Sir Winston Churchill, rocker and reality show star Ozzy Osbourne, the late US comedian Richard Pryor and pop star Britney Spears, all of whom were born between November 29 and December 17- hmmm- anyone see a link?
The new Zodiac is arranged as follows:
Capricorn: January 20 to February 16
Aquarius: February 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to August 10
Leo: August 10 to September 16
Virgo: September 16 to October 30
Libra: October 30 to November 23
Scorpio: November 23 to 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 to December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 to January 20