A shift in heavens- Whats your star sign baby?


While enjoying a lovely and rather social dinner on Sunday night at Pat & Sandy’s (Kreg’s wonderfully patient parents who are clearly carrying some good genes) we got chatting about Zodiacs, horoscopes and the news that thousands of peeps worldwide now have to deal with the realisation that they might not actually be the starsign that they have defined themselves by for their entire lives.

You see what happened was there was a shift in the alignment of the stars, which has come about because the Earth has been wobbling on its axis for millennia- meaning that most people go back a sign.

Yup that’s right, millions of people worldwide woke up to the realization that they aren’t who they thought they were, along with the need to remove a tattoo of their star sign from their back. Bleh.

The warm hearted, patient Taurus now becomes a selfish and quick tempered Aries. Oh and thats not all- there has also been the addition of a 13th astrological sign called Ophiucus (originally used by the Babylonians and subsequently dropped from the zodiac). Famous Ophiucans include the late Sir Winston Churchill, rocker and reality show star Ozzy Osbourne, the late US comedian Richard Pryor and pop star Britney Spears, all of whom were born between November 29 and December 17- hmmm- anyone see a link?

The new Zodiac is arranged as follows:

Capricorn: January 20 to February 16

Aquarius: February 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to August 10

Leo: August 10 to September 16

Virgo: September 16 to October 30

Libra: October 30 to November 23

Scorpio: November 23 to 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 to December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 to January 20

Im a guy with a very particular view of life… im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I’ll be sure to let you know…

Comments 8

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha like the stars give a fat shit about any of us. but hey, its just like church, only cooler

  2. This is rather funny! Is it really true? and yes yes I know you guys at MCBN say u don’t tell lies hehe!!

  3. With the last info with the “new” sign… I don’t see the link…?
    Call me blond but pls explain

    1. I didnt see a link either & was just wondering if one of you bright sparks could find a common personality trait in all the celebs mentioned. This is all for real- the really crappy bit is all those people that got tattoos, which no longer count. Although to be fair JB is probably right- the stars dont really mean much to me… unless they’re in my bed 😉

      1. Ah ok, thought I was being a dumb ass again cause I’m not seeing the “link”
        Yeah, dont really care about my star sign either but do tend to read my horoscopes every now and again
        Now I’ll need to read two each time

        You’re funny Ricky!! “unless they’re in my bed” LoL

    1. @Sticky Scissors: I have never known much about this but when I heard I was changing my star sign I was a little pissed off. I mean, I am the Bull (Taurus) and now I have to be an Aries? – It didn;t make sense… I also thought, what a load of bull!

      Thanks for the link and shot for clearing that up! 🙂

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