A message from Gaddafi’s son

We get sent plenty of strange stuff here at MyCityByNight– invitations for marriage to Russian brides, winning the lotto multiple,¬†but this little bit of junk mail really takes the cake…

Good day,

I am Mr. Seif al-Islam Gaddafi., Son of the present president of Libya, Mr Muammar Gaddafi.

Because of the recent resolution by The International community for immediate seizure of the assets of the embattled president Mr Muammar Gaddafi, both in cash and properties around the world, Am Mr Saif Al Islam Al Gaddafi, who is the chairman of Gaddafi International Charity and Development Foundation (GICDF). I have made up my mind to urgently look for an international investment partner to assist with moving and investment of $66.9 Million US Dollars which is in cash and is stashed in two trunk boxes in Algeria.

The boxes can be moved directly to you in your country and once you receive the box, you will help us to invest the money in a lucrative business. Please note that this is a very confidential transaction and should not be mentioned to a third party. We will be willing to give you 15% of the total cash for your help in this transaction. We want to move the funds out of Africa ASAP due to the civil war in Libya at the moment and we do not want to use regular banking method as we do not trust any European Bank. Please if you agree to help, you should not worry about your safety as we have logistics in place to move the box through diplomatic courier and it will be delivered to your doorstep without any problems.

If this interest you, kindly send me the following details:

1. Your full name

2. Your contact cell phone number

3. Your age

4. Your sex

5. Your occupations

6. Your full contact address including city, state and country

Awaiting your urgent response.

May Allah bless you as you assist my family.

Yours faithfully,

Seif al-Islam Gaddafi.
For my family.

Um yes. Ok then. This was our response.

Hey Seif al-Islam,

Thanks for considering us as potential partners- although as enticing as this offer is, genocide is not on¬†our current “to-do” list. However, we would like to offer up some advice with regards to your dilemma.

When exporting your $66.9 Million US Dollars, please make sure that the two trunks that the cash is kept in have a lock on them- maybe just one of those one’s you get to keep your gym bag safe when working out. I mean, TIA and all of that shit.

Also… maybe some background research is needed… The South African Postal Service is up to shit and your loot will probably get pilfered or even delivered to a staunch anti-despot lifestyle neighbour, who may use the money to give to the poor, or build an economy with.

Anyways- thanks for the prayers and blessings and stuff- man do we need it.

Yours Sincerely,


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