A Massive Penis in Australia Has Been Spotted From Space!


Since the dawn of time, humans – specifically those with penises- have been obsessed by all things phallic-like. It can be seen in ancient art and sculptures right through to modern graffiti and vandalism. Everywhere you go, there’s always an unnecessary 2-D dong nearby.

I can assure you Australia is definitely not ‘short’ on their depictions either as one of the biggest penis drawings ever has appeared in the dry lake bed in Bellarine, a rural part of the state of Victoria. It is so large it can be been seen from space and on Google Maps where it’s labeled the “Aussie Weiner”

I’m pretty sure intelligent alien lifeforms observing us have concluded we’re just not that advanced and thus we have not been contacted yet. Behold, The Aussie Wiener…



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