90210 Surgeon sculpts his perfect wife


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I just caught up on this little bit of news last night from plastic surgeon David Matlock, of Dr. 90210 fame, who figured that he wouldn’t waste his time looking for a wife that had a nice personality and was also hot and just use his surgical skills to turn a patient named Veronica into his dream wife.

Matlock, who is probably most famous for his Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation, said that it was “love at first sight” when he first laid eyes on Veronica. He promptly managed to convince her to go through his “Wonder Woman Makeover,” which includes “liposuction of the chin, arms and thighs,”after which he asked her to marry him.

In efforts to keep up with his “perfect” wife, Matlock has also undergone similar surgery, making the couple just like a real life Black Barbie and Ken. What an awesome guy – NOT.

Im a guy with a very particular view of life... im not quite sure what that view is just yet, but when I find out I'll be sure to let you know...

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