Vulva Original – Vaginal Scent (NSFW)

Yes you read the heading right… Vulva. Vaginal Scent. Yes. In a bottle!

I come across and get some really mental shit put on my desk and sent to me, but this is up there with a dancing bear getting rogered by a rabbit with a M-16 smoking a cuban while Monica Lewinski re-in-acts her happy time on Bill Clinton!

So what is Vulva?

• The vaginal scent of a beautiful woman – VULVA Original is NOT a perfume. It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure.
• The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on- applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.
• The phial is shaken gently, … only a tiny amount of the precious,
organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head.
• Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the smelling odour of an irresistible woman. Fiction has become reality – to carry around the vaginal scent in order to enjoy
erotic fantasies

Breathe in, and enjoy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! World class!

I don’t know what to say really, other than watch the video and realise the insanity and if I am honest, the hilarity of this advert and what this is! The dude who plays the part must still be in hiding! It’s even been featured on the Jonathan Ross show (2nd video).

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So, what you reviews on this? Love to hear what the Mooiness have to say.

Visit them at (Again, I have nothing with that URL)

Enjoy the NSFW gallery below of the advertising visuals that they have. Yes they are real, they from their site!

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Bob finds stuff, reads stuff, laughs at stuff and then hopes you do the same. He is like a digital dog playing digital fetch for you, only better.


  1. I’d have to say I’m also speechless. who on earth would ever think of such a thing. “here love, I bought you some Vulva so your box always smells great?” um…..

    1. SO true Jason!
      But i’m rather curious to know what this Vulva smells like…
      Will curiosity kill the “cat”? is the question… hahaha

  2. HAHAHA!!!
    I would say – At least they could have used “mooi-er mooiness” for there branding!

  3. Who need women now we have the scent of their vaginas… Wanking will never be the same. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  4. Lol. Correct me if i’m wrong here, but its FREE, and it smells like pu$$y and NONE of you have actually tried it?

    Something’s really wrong with this picture…

    1. Nah its not free I dont think Anri. Its a new product. Coming soon to an Edgars store near you 😉

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