15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK…


Drinking at work? Do you think it should be allowed, well… I got 15 good reason why it should. If you can think of anymore dont be shy to throw them into the comment box

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1. It’s an incentive for staff to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care when you are pissed.
7. It eliminates leave time because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at a bar after work
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk only on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up if they can stay drunk

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The Post it on his back says: Please DO NOT wake me!

(Thanks Sandy)

Rumoured to have the blue-prints for Krang's TechnoDrome, stolen straight from Dimension X, he’s the type of guy who exudes so much coolness that he adds whole countries on Facebook at one time instead of just people. Always up for a party and a Tequila shot or two this is the guy who we always call first, both before and after a night out…

Comments 3

  1. haha that is great!

    Funny story, i had a friend in durbs who worked at his dads scrap yard in the harbour running the show! he had probably the most classic approach ever… you see he is one of those people that can sleep straight through about 10 alarms and not budge! so after being late a couple to many times after the chaos that goes down at Tilt… my mate created a sign that read : ‘ If you are reading this and it is after 8.30am, please wake me up’

    he would then just head straight 2 work after the jol, sleep in his car, stick the sign on his window and the workers would wake him up come morning time!
    Classic 🙂

  2. haha… thats an awesome story- if only my co-workers could be that considerate!

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