Remember that time when an ice-cream store in the UK began selling real breast milk ice-cream? Well, this is on a whole new level. I’m not quite sure where to start with this one so I’m just going to get straight to the very concerning facts. The Order Of Yoni is a brand new type of beer but while most beers are made from fermented yeast from barley and what not, this specific beer is made from another yeasty-type product, vagina lactic acid. The website is straight up creepy, like sniffing your neighbor’s panties creepy, riddled with female objectification. Just read their ridiculous intro below and watch the video in full for a more in-depth understanding of this outlandish product.
“Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice… Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you’d like to hear. Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be closed in a bottle of beer. A golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with wild instincts. Imagine a beer which every sip offers a rendezvous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kisses you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for such a beer?” – The Order of Yoni